Twiggster

A renowned WACCOE poster whose success with celebrity ladies is legend.

To quote directly from WACCOE poster Dr Tobia Funke;

Twiggster is a weird perverted fantasist who lives a life of fantasy and talks about cheating on his wife online and wore a Strongbow Leeds shirt for his wedding to said wife

Also claims to have fucked and/or hit on by a number of celebs (Diana Rigg, Sophia Loren, Natalie Imbruglia, Princess Diana, Maggie Thatcher) which is all obviously bollocks, and also claims to have been a bumming away from being a hugely successful musician despite having no discernible talent or ability

The jury went out, considered the evidence, and reached the verdict over the course of about 50 beautiful WACCOE pages

Unfortunately some shitbrained mod crapped out and deleted loads of it because Twiggster went crying to his m8s